buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

littlechangelings:

I can literally watch the food network for weeks on end

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

but-baby-thats-just-me:

cautiousgiraffe1:

naru-chaan:

livindavidaloki:

wallsoffragility:

thefuuuucomics:

you:

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omg

Reblogging because I did the thing.

oh

i think everyone did the thing

Omfg I did do the thing

me and my cousin were doing the thing and we just sorta hit our heads

rightsideofpolitics:

mediaresearchcenter:

What do YOU think about Dr. Ben Carson’s message?

My hope is that Dr. Benjamin Carson becomes the next president of the United States.
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rightsideofpolitics:

mediaresearchcenter:

What do YOU think about Dr. Ben Carson’s message?

My hope is that Dr. Benjamin Carson becomes the next president of the United States.

baracknobama:

cardio? more like cardino

(Source: baracknobama)

reblog if u ugly af and u admit it and accept it #2K14

cookiemonstahz:

li-li-litchi:

What if instead of police dogs, there were giant, man sized police spiders

There would be no crime

karinastas:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

Battlestar Galactica, why must you hurt me like this?

Battlestar Galactica is nobody’s friend. It only pretended to be your friend so it could get the security codes to your heart.

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myshibear:

Not tumblr famous?

Well me neither so shut the fuck up and stop whining.

disparateyouth:

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

(Source: doppelgender)

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

(Source: snorlaxatives)

plays

redbloodedamerica:

I don’t think many people know how bad the illegals are for the border towns.  Crossing the border is only the beginning of their lawlessness when they come into this country.  They have zero respect for property or people.

city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"